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Shit Tier Blaster - €69 Special

Got Rejected? We Got You.

We'll shotgun your app to 100+ survival-mode accelerators around the globe. Sure, most are questionable, but all it takes is one yes to keep you alive another 6 months.

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1) Upload your desperate pitch

PDF, DOC/DOCX, videos, or paste content. We'll make it work somehow.

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2) Pay €69 (30% off!)

Cheaper than ramen for a month. What do you have to lose?

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3) Get blasted everywhere

100+ accelerators that probably exist. Quantity over quality!

Upload your desperate application

Upload your application and optional videos first, then pay €69 to get blasted to 100+ questionable accelerators.

Upload your application file

PDF or DOC/DOCX, up to 15 MB. We delete files after 30 days (if we remember).

Upload videos (optional but recommended)

Upload your demo video and/or presentation video. MP4, MOV, AVI, WMV, FLV, or WebM, up to 100 MB each.

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Paste your desperate plea

Paste your application content below:

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Fair Warning

We're sending your application to 100+ shit tier accelerators (we'll also send it to normal accelerators), may or may not be legitimate, and may or may not respond. Some might be run out of someone's garage. Others might be pyramid schemes. But hey, you're desperate, right? At least one of them might say yes and keep you alive for another 6 months.